March 2012
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Britta: Hi. Hey. Hi, I'm Jeff's dad.
Jeff: Hi Jeff's dad. I'm Britta's dad.
Britta: What?! Why?
Jeff: I don't know. Got drunk, didn't have a condom, and her mom gets freaky when she hears Oingo Boingo.
Britta: Oh God, I wish I could relate, but much like my son, I'm a closeted homosexual.
Jeff: Don't apologize for that. You're talking to the guy who banged Britta's mom. I have no standards.
Britta: Well, why don't we take a tumble? I'll put on a wig.
Jeff: That's it. You're under arrest. I'm an undercover cop.
Britta: It's not illegal to be gay.
Jeff: It is here in Iran.
Britta: Not when we're in the Green Zone.
Jeff: That's Iraq, stupid.
Britta: Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb, gay dad!
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==> Come up with a title.: Gurl can I rant about... →
twistedtailoress:
Y’know what I hate
When I see a Pokemon comic
And it’s a joke that’s been made a bajillion times about the original games/anime
And the comments are full of people who don’t know anything about Pokemon
Like, the type of people who’s favorite is Pikachu or any of the original starters- not for…
this is me pretty much
I mean the casual fan
I stopped watching ages...
thespacecoyote:
I think the Devil must have invented the need for concluding paragraphs in essays.
my method was always to repeat the opening paragraph, while adding in, “so yeah, this happened, and obviously all my points are correct, the end.”
Once I got to college though I skipped that crap. Nobody seemed to notice. This may have had something to do with the fact that with the...
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction...
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February 2012
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jin-nyeh:
rockafilly replied to your post: Well until we get to see the way cute…
Oh hmm I thought the grown up condesce is from the beta timeline. While this one is condesce from the alpha timeline and I think they can exist at the same time?? But I’m not really sure though haha
That makes sense! Okay well then Alpha!Condesce it is! But dear lord she’s a scary(and badass) lady.
I’m...
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Merry Leap Day, everybody!
Remember to cry, or Leap Day Williams won’t give you any candy and cigarettes! And eat your rhubarb!
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bidelle:
I’m kind of freaking out, in a terrible way. I usually stay clear of things like contests and such, I feel that putting work and effort into something that could possibly be for nothing is just a big waste of time, but this is for something I love so much…
The fear of being ignored/rejected really really sucks though. It’s doing a number on my poor nerves.
I’m going to try my best,...
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all right I guess I just suck at trollmegle!
:(
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>begin trollmegle session
>don’t get immediately dumped
>internet connection goes out
>:(
edit: apparently it’s the site, not my internet. STILL.
Somebody tell me the secret of not being immediately dumped on Trollmegle.
I WANT TO EXPLORE THIS GREAT AND MYSTERIOUS LAND, but I’m getting dumped faster than a masturbating greasy dude on Chatroulette! :(
Tumblr why can you not tell me accurately how many new things have come up on my dash since I last refreshed the page? Twenty posts is not “100+” and two is certainly not “15”.