February 2012
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okay guys
IF these trolls are the ancestors they aren’t the alpha trolls. I mean, if we accept that “ALPHA” means primary, as with the Alpha Earth and Alpha kids, IE the one that will go on. THE TROLL UNIVERSE ALREADY SCRATCHED. Karkat and his crew are the ALPHA trolls. That’s the entire reason the Sufferer had his visions, remember? The trolls John and company know are the...
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whoopsmartershere: vanillabobo replied to your post: wait give me something to doodle while i die and… draw dave in a wedding dress i drew this while laughing hysterically and listening to the titanic theme song  ahahahksdjf;ladkjsf where i got this dumb thing
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Trying out Trollmegle for the first time! So far I’ve been Jaspers/Frigglish and a really crappy Roxy. I keep getting dumped so I guess I’m doing it wrong! Also it is astonishingly hard to get the RIGHT kind of typos for Roxy and now I can’t type at all without making a ton of bad typos.
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My favorite morning radio show got cancelled really abruptly. I hadn’t kept up with it in a long time, but it’s still sad, especially since absolutely everything just got wiped from the station’s site. Somebody on the show must’ve pissed a Clear Channel exec off or something.
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emiggax: Untitled: Reblog with the Name of Your Cat or Your Dog! thebatmanchild: sclez: rimez: romanorgasm: mochiyoshka: pockytardis: britannian-angel: Mayhem, Chaos, Havoc and Skipper cap’n zazzy daisy amelia van nuland moriarty cumberbatch pond yes i’m serious but no we just call her amelia or daisy Yuki Naomi… Dogs: Gizmo and Zipper, Cats: Salem (original I...
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beatonstuck: Found this here, not sure which Ktae Beaton this is from though :/ It’s from this one!
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Woman Saves Cat's Life; Cat Returns the Favor →
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rufiozuko: a little Homestuck before bed…
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TYPE YOUR NAME: fictional-me
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: fgiocvkilo nmsz,.p[ mdf
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: fictional-me
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: vckc gkjl nzx,.p[m, de
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: bjn
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Lemu
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: lemu
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: ;d,h
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: l,emui
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: Troll genitalia makes noise. The best way to describe it is as a loud, piercing SKREEEE. The more excited it gets, the more it makes noise.
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hello this is 911 what is your emergency.
dante basco: i've stumbled upon some weird obscure cult that are all stuck at home and led by a man who draws himself kissing me.
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thespacecoyote: And the women in Hollywood sex scenes never look like they’re enjoying it…. I seem to remember reading about comparisons between movies that were stuck with R/NC-17 ratings and PG-13/R ratings, and how female orgasms almost always bumped up the rating, but male orgasms did not. (I think that was from This Film is Not Yet Rated…?) So, yeah, that’s probably entirely...
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Reblog with the names of the most questionably...
sweetmangobutt: johnegbertier: davestridersthrobbingcock: yiffmyass: hussiempreg: roselalonde: sylph-of-bueno: thegirldreamsgcios: mooncactus: lord-kitschener: I have a tie between a file named “Gin and Whores” and a folder named “Ethically Acquired Music.” “Gibby is Evil” ‘this is not gay porn’ thisiscrap Homestuck fanfic.rtf ...
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thespacecoyote: overjet: momunofu: Jake cosplayers sexually licking their guns are no better than gamer girls sexually licking their controllers the internet hates sexy things in all honesty who the hell cares seeing someone licking a gun isn’t going to mentally scar you for life get over it  I’m going to take pictures of me licking my Zillyhoo now No better only because everybody...
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Oh right, Wikipedia is a thing. Looking up golden tigers right now! It’s not super-clear whether this is something zoos are purposely breeding for; although it seems like all captive golden tigers can trace their lineage back to the “original” white tiger, the gene is separate from the white gene, and it doesn’t mention outright any intentional inbreeding for the gene, but...
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I absolutely can't stand when people fish for...
zanreosauce: mooncactus: tofferton: moon-over-june: lothie: xdmoneyx: amidstthebloodshed: Grow up. I can’t stand when people fish.  Period. I can’t stand fish. I can’t stand. I can. Can. CA C
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Personal whining below the cut. So both of my brothers are going out of state for Spring Break; one to a resort in Puerto Rico, the other to Las Vegas. I am so pathetically and absolutely jealous of them. Not even saying that in a joking way, I am truly jealous. I know they’re going with loans they’ve got as part of their schooling and all, but still… they’re going to...
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So this is a stupid post and I’m stupid for making it but I’m going to anyway. Potentially triggering (discussion of parental abuse in fanfiction). [TUMBLR I REALLY HATE HOW YOU MAKE PAGE BREAKS GO AWAY.] I really, really wish people would find other characters to make abusive parents, instead of turning the caring parents we see in canon into massively abusive/neglectful/basically...
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